Friday, September 17, 2010

MODERATES WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK EVERY TIME

Never afraid to advance her sense of entitlement, newly defeated Alaska Senator, Lisa Murkowski has decided to run a write in campaign. Honest to God. Wow, moderates sure are sore losers! Mike Castle won't endorse Christine O'Donnell and now Lisa Murkowski is going to do a write in campaign.

George Washington was then and now referred to as the "indispensible one" and even he walked away from office. Apparently, Lisa Murkowski's eight years in the United States Senate has been so remarkable that she was unappreciated by primary voters. What a shame such an indispensable character would be denied by those ingrates! The people kick out the indispensible Lisa Murkowski? What were they thinking? We must grovel at her feet and beg her humble forgiveness, for how shall our Republic survive her calamitous absence?   

If Shelley were alive he would record it with a poem, but his absence requires a paraphrase:

                                    And on the pedestal these words appear:
                                   "My name is LISA MURKOWSKI, senator of senators:
                                    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

And despair we shall. Amen.

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