Thursday, February 17, 2011

Wisconsin Senate Democrats Hiding at Resort in Illinois: Local Tea Parties Mobilizing

From Big

Abdicating their legislative responsibilities, Wisconsin Senate Democrats are huddling at the Clocktower Resort in Rockford, Illinois. Democrats were poised to lose the vote on an important bill to fix Wisconsin’s fiscal crisis, so they picked up their legislative ball and fled the state.

Big Government has learned that local tea parties, throughout Northern Illinois and Southern Wisconsin are planning to protest the legislative cowards at their resort hide-away.

It was shocking enough that teachers unions forced a closing of public schools so their members could lobby the legislature. Worse that elected officials would ignore their oath of office and hide away in another state. When did Wisconsin become a banana republic?

At least it seems the Democrat senators won’t have to rough it while they hide away. From the resort’s website:
Enjoy a variety of hot spots throughout the resort from CoCo Key Water Resort, Totally You Hair Salon, in-room movies, outdoor pool, restaurant lounges, and new bedding packages in all 245 guest rooms, where you can stay productive and comfortable. We offer 30,000 square-feet of flexible space to host a variety of meetings and social events expertly. Outdoor pool, fitness center and tennis courts available. Corporate Business rates are now available.

Enjoy a great family experience with 65,000 square feet of indoor water park fun at CoCo Key Water Resort and Key Quest Arcade. Day passes are available as well as overnight stay with water park pass packages.

Also at our resort is the SunDial Restaurant and the Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery. Visit for a list of events and specials at Rockford’s hottest new sports pub!

Visit our resort’s spa or in house photography studio. Totally You Hair Salon welcomes you to make an appointment during your stay Totally you is offering special holiday packages and discounts now! Call today!
When the dust settles, let’s remember to find out who is paying for the Democrats hideaway retreat.
UPDATE: Big Government has learned that Wisconsin Senate Democrats have boarded their buses and fled the resort, because of the expected arrival of tea party activists. We will keep you updated on their next destination.

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